

you gotta pay big bucks to get past the velvet rope of my slacks anon
even then you can only look
no touching the merchandise

seriously
his hips are so small im surprised they even stay on him half the time without some sort of support


i’m serious guys! that’s my palhoncho we’re talking about here!!!!!!!!


i don’t really know a lot about horoscopes but i’m pretty sure it’s the sheep one!
cool huh?








hehe >:B
but of course dave should know he’s the coolest guy I know!
he totally fell for it haha!
come on out guys!
asks are open so how about you guys drop in and ask the master prankster a few questions?
don’t make a guy whip out his puppy dog eyes now!
hehe
(sai’s derpping but expect better quality for the other pictures! ;P)
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INANIMATE OBJECT?

that would have to be this really cool rabbit my best dude friend dave got me! :B he’s the best, man!
he knew i loved con air!
that scene always makes me tear up man! :’B
i can’t wait to start answering your questions guys! :B